If you were making a porno, what would it be called and would it have a specific plot?
I think we’d have to tie in with our cheesy music video for Fight The Horde!!! and have an epic zombie spoof porno. We’d hire better-looking actors to play us and have lots of zombie babes and fake blood. Bonercrow, starring Titty, Jonyxxx, Headerico & Torbuns-of-steel. Obviously the storyline would be Oscar-worthy. We would aim to induce tears of joy, as well as a mammoth erection.
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Walk me through your creative process/ how do you make music?
I tend to write most of the music for Novacrow. I get an idea for a song; develop the tune, structure and lyrics. Then we will work on it as a band. Songs are always going to alter and evolve once you start playing them live too.
A penguin wearing a purple wig walks into the room, what’s the first thin
g he says and why is he there?
“I hope you like my stylish new wig, because igloo-d it to my head.”
Do you see what I did there? I made a pun.
A punguin, if you will.
If you could co-operate any band or artist who would it be and why?
That’s a tricky one to answer. There are so many musicians that I’d love to work with; John 5, Niki Skistimas, John Kelly, Kenny Hickey, Tairrie B, William DuVall, to name a few…
There are loads of bands I’d love to tour with too, such as Die So Fluid, Godsized and Wednesday 13. I’m spoilt for choice, but I think we’re a great fit alongside any band or artist with an eclectic stage show and a sense of humour.
If you could choose how you die, what be your way to go?
Explosive lesbian sex orgy.
What are you currently working on and what can we expect to see next?
It’s our EP on Saturday 12th of March, so we’re all extremely busy preparing all of the pre-orders and making the last arrangements for our launch party. We’re putting on a horror cabaret night in Liverpool, with bands, burlesque and zombie-face painting for all. (www.novacrowofficial.com/ep)
After that, we’ve got a new music video in the pipeline and a load of UK tour dates, so come and party with us soon!