If you were making a porno, what would it be called and would it have a specific plot?
It would be called Settle Your Whores and it would just be us disappointing women in a variety of ways.
What has been the biggest challenge in your musical career so far?
The biggest challenge so far has been financially. Starting a band can be expensive with recording costs, buying a van, etc.
If you could bang any celebrity, who would it be and why?
Katy Perry. Because she’s Katy Perry.
A penguin wearing a top hat walks into the room, why is he there and what is the first thing he says?
In my experience penguins can’t talk but he’s probably there for the SYS show.
How/ why did you choose the band name ‘Settle Your Scores’?
We just wrote down a bunch of names and picked the one we thought was the coolest. Pretty in
teresting story, right?
If you were an STD, what STD would you be?
Herpes cause we’re so catchy.
What are you currently working on and what can we expect to see next?
We’re releasing a full-length album at the end of the year. We will be touring heavily in the spring and summer to support that. It’s gonna be rad, we promise.